well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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