I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
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There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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