He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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