Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
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My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
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Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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