Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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