She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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