how can u be prego again
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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