STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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