Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
My life is pants optional.
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