If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
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Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
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We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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