Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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