your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
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they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
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I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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