Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ttyl tear gas
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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