I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
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Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
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Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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