we're chasing vodka with high fives
why do cheetos always look like penises
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
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