things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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