Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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