She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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