It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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