If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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