If i come over, it means nothing
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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