Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
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i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
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My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
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