I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
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well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
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I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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