He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
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Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
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We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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