You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
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I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
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WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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