It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
its not stalking. its research.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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