shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
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Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
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He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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