I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
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my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
...
Exactly.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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