On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
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We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
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So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
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