PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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