brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
Randomize
