How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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