so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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