ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
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Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
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I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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