just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
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