Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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