Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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