Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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