dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
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my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
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He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
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