chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
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That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
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There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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