Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
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