I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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