i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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