you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
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Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
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Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
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