this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
Randomize
