Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
No subtext here. People are naked.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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