Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
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