i don't plan on having that self control this summer
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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