i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
my shit smells like andre
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
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There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
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I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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