I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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