Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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