There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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