We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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