God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
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I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
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we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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