I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
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Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
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Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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