oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
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yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
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They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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