I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
