I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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