That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
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Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
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While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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