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Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.

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(813): View more from Florida

watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...

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Can I come live with you?

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(828): View more from North Carolina

You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...

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(734): View more from Michigan

We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"

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(410): View more from Maryland

SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR

(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Don't text me with that hand

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(310): View more from California

we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck

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(765): View more from Indiana

Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.

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