yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
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I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
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Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
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