How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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