hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
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I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
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I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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